lardypoison:

do you think in the 1700s there were people who were like nah man Mozart’s a total sellout I only listen to peasants beating things with sticks it’s way more authentic

jh-ddh4-7gbjv-xf6347bch-deactiv:

jh-ddh4-7gbjv-xf6347bch-deactiv:

jh-ddh4-7gbjv-xf6347bch-deactiv:

My nephew likes to play McDonald’s, which is what you’d expect it to be. He says, “Welcome to McDonald’s. How may I help you?” After you order, he says, “Okay, coming right up,” and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called “Silly McDonald’s,” which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, “Here’s your cold hamburger.”

I know I’m biased, but he’s a comedic genius, as far as I’m concerned.

The last time I saw him, he said, “Let’s play McDonald’s,” so I assumed it was regular McDonald’s. But then he hit me with a cold hamburger. It was Silly McDonald’s the whole time. I got played.